‘When did it happen?’ Ronnie’s voice sounds measured on the other end of the line. ‘Less than fifteen minutes ago.’ ‘How did he land?’ ‘Flat on…
I’m lying on my side in Madé’s little cot; I still fit inside. According to Madé, I’m the smallest mother in the world. Lately I’ve been having moments where…
‘Did you know nuns were this horny?’ Edan asks as we are both on our phones, sitting on either side of the couch, our feet touching. He turns his…
During the last recession, like thousands of others, I was sacked first and then kicked out of my house; now every few nights I slept on a different friendly…
For our fourteen-year wedding anniversary I bought a box of instant cheese fondue. It is our anniversary ritual: I bought his favourite food, and he bought mine. Like most…